You see, the thing about New Year is that my family always seems to end up in a scenario like this:
“We’re going to stay up tonight, I know it!” my sister would say.
“You can’t if there isn’t a parent to stay up with you, and I’m going to bed,” our mother would say.
“I could stay up for a while,” the second parent would say (then immediately fall asleep).
“We should probably go to bed now, huh?” I would say.
“Yeah,” my sister would agree, “good night.”
Now you have all of our New Years Eve celebrations in a bottle! Anyways, this year, I’m going to do a bit of something different. In honor of the year of 2018, I am. . . *pause for dramatic effect*. . . *pause for even more dramatic effect*. . . *pause to build up the maximum possible amount of tension*. . . a New Year’s quiz!
Come back on New Year’s Eve to take the quiz!