I Could Pee On This and I Could Pee On This, Too by Francesco Marciulano are poetry books . . . written by cats. As you can imagine, they are utterly hilarious. The only downside of this, though, is that they have a few curse words. I do think that the rest of the book is totally worth it. I crack up every time I read these! Well, I hope that you like them as much as me!