Once there was a chipmunk named pipsqueak. He ate dish soap. One day he was walking in the forest and saw a bear. “AAHHH!!!!!” Then the bear said “my dish soap!” Pip was confused but then saw some dish soap by the bear and went for it. And so, they were fighting over it ’till the next day.
A day later, an 8 year old girl saw them and went “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” Then the bear went “huh?” and Pip went ” I’m the king of dish soap!” And so they kept fighting until they blew up.